Technical Wank and Old School Kung Fu
Saturday, 27 November 2004
Our bowels have been (reasonably) unscathed until now hence the lack of reporting on the matter however, the websites bowels have been distinctly rubbish and it seems to have been down alot recently due to some problem with Movable Type. I think I've fixed it now finally but if you notice it go wrong let me know what page it was and I'll fix. Don't stop with the comments though it very cool to hear from you all.
In other news, I'm working on the screen play for an amazing new old school kung fu movie by the working title of "Nuns of Shaolin" although it might end up being called "The Mighty Five Patterns of Whore Fist", "Mighty Nun" or "Dance of the Courting Swan". It the incredible tale of a girl, who's villages women are enslaved by evil kung fu masters as prostitutes, escaping to live life as a boy training to be a shaolin monk to avenge the death of her parents and rescue her village inventing the deadly 5 Pattern Whore Fist style along the way.
Im looking for volunteers to make it when I've written it properly. Anyone up for it? Joe?
Sorry, for all you people who know nothing about kung fu films. This probably makes no sense at all.
Erm, bye.
On November 29, 2004, JOE said:
"Ha Ha Haaaa! Watch out for the chiiiiicken!" Dan you know im down for making an old school kung-fu film. I'll begin preperations immediatley! How about amy as the young whore posing as a lad? She does have experience in acting - and can be easilly convinced by me to do rediculous things on camera.
On November 29, 2004, JOE said:
Hope you got that 'private joke' up there by the way - if not you should have, or anyone else who's seen 'Shaolin Vs. Llama'
On November 29, 2004, Daz said:
I'm interested, but only if I can be the old shaolin master/ Pai Mei character. (laughs as he stroke long white beard)
On November 29, 2004, Dan said:
Hey hey, that could work. Theres going to be quite alot of parts for women in it which could mean persauding more than just amy. It also involves her having a shaven head...but we could simulate that.
Daz, I already had you down as the evil kung fu baddy. Start growing the beard...youll need it to be long.
On November 29, 2004, Kev-La said:
Ditto me down too. Can I be a mysterious hitman hired by Daz to go catch some nun? And when I inevitably bite the dust, with humbling nun-patterns all over me, maybe I could get resurrected as a spirit or something ;)
On December 01, 2004, Dan said:
Hang on, hang on! Im writing the plot! Not you.
I think you can be a baddy kung fu master as well though.
On December 08, 2004, Kevina Gaylottini said:
My bad - your plot! :) Seriously though - as long as I can be in it somewhere I'm gonna be chuffed. Cheers for the postcard, incidentally. It's got monkey, its got family - its Monkey Family!! Wicked :D