At last BOWELS!!
Monday, 29 November 2004
Its high time you all learnt about toilets and poo experiences in the world so here goes...
Chronological order:
Both Dan and I reckon that we had our best poo ever in Japan. The toilets there are amazing THIS IS THE CONTROL PANNEL!!! LOOK AT ALL THE BUTTONS!!!!!!! My favourite one is the powerful deoderiser, followed closely by the "just for fun" flush noise. On the other hand some Japanese toilets are rubbish
Whilst trying to avoid these I had to make a quick getaway after acidentally pressing the "Im disabled and have fallen off my wheelchair or something" button mistaking it for the flush which I swear was not actually there.
In Thailand I have not yet had any bowel based experiences of note, but if you're interested in my opinion, or just bored, this is my summation of the bog situation: They're OK, and the hose beside the bog works best in a point and spray type of way. In most of the guest houses here the shower is above the toilet, so in theory you could shower and poo at the same time, if you wanted to.
There, bet you feel better now you know that don't you?
On November 30, 2004, Kev-La said:
Is the flushing-noise button for use in situations when your bum is being embarrasingly noisy? If so, it must take some practice to be quick enough on the draw to capitalise on this feature. I bet there's a Japanese game show in that.