Birthday Felicitations!
Friday, 24 December 2004
It's Dan's birthday today and he is now officially nearly thirty - leave your birthday greatings and expressions of love and adultation here...
Everyone keeps talking about this old dude who's been dead for over two thousend years and some dubious child molester in a red suit - they don't seem to realise it's Dans birthday! Send him love! Have a party! Drink Cider!
On December 24, 2004, Catherine said:
Hurrah! I love you Dan. Happy Birthday!
On December 24, 2004, The King said:
Hi Dan, happy birthday! You are a truely great individual and deserve to be royalty. Meet me down the palace for a few pints of 'bow. Only the strongest will do!
On December 24, 2004, rachel said:
Happy birthday Mr Webb. As a special birthday treat I'm going to serenade you with the greatest hits of Sir Cliff. Would you rather have "On the Savioiurs Day" or "Misletoe and wine"? Ah, mistletoe and wine, good choice:
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine Children singing Christian rhyme. With logs by the fire and gifts by the tree, a time to rejoice in the good that we see. A time for giving, a time for receiving, a time for trusting and believing. Dreams of Santa, dreams of snow, something something, faces aglow....Christmas time, mistletoe and wine....etc...."
Don't you now feel truly special? HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN! Have a wicked time and enjoy the cider and the sunshine. loads of love, Rachel xxx.
On December 24, 2004, Dan said:
Cheers Rach, that was, erm, loverly. Can you mail me a cassette of you actually singing that? The mosquito repellent we have doesn't quite work....
Only joking, Im sure you covering Cliff is "awesome". Cider time!
On December 24, 2004, sbarsh said:
Many happy returns dan, and singles too. Have a bow on me.
On December 24, 2004, Tom of the Hills said:
Happy Birthday Dan, hope everything becomes suitably messy in honour of the occasion. I recommend getting hold of some dangerous fireworks, a Tuk-tuk and a megaphone, just so every knows....
On December 24, 2004, Dave Smith said:
A big fat juicy Happy Birthday to you Dan.
Dave
On December 25, 2004, Dan said:
Cheers people, hope Xmas is going good in the homeland. It was a truely odd birthday I have to say. One I won't forget for a while I think.
On December 25, 2004, JOE said:
Happy Birthday and Christmas now dan - a life size model of predator sounds well good! I wish i had one... Sounds like your having a well good time. Me and mum are just chilling today - gonna try and drive her car in a bit shes quite scared. Anyway - keep havin a good christmas and speak to you soon!
On December 26, 2004, daz said:
Hello DAN, happy belated birthday
I have written a song in your honour.
It goes....
Dan, Dan, Dan,
Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan
Dan, Da, Dan
Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan,
Dan, Dan
Obvoiusly you need to hear it to appreciate it but I'm sure you can understand the subtle lyrical beauty just by reading the words.
I'm off now. I appear to have killed all my family in some kind of christmas based outburst. Does anyone in Stafford know of a quick, easy and convenient way to dispose of 9 bodies????
On December 26, 2004, Dan said:
No problem, just prop them up in the corner of Chicago Rock Cafe. The staff will just think they are regulars.
Nice song.