My First Nature Number 2
Tuesday, 15 February 2005
I'd just like to tell you about a new experience I had a few days ago while on a huge hill in Cambodia called Bokor Hill Station. Well, while up in the middle of nowhere I suddenly had some really bad stomach cramps and went over to our guide to try to find a toilet quick. I knew it would be a failed mission.
"Is there a toilet anywhere near here?"
"Yes, open air con toilet...ha ha!"
"Hmm, but I need a proper toilet"
"No toilet here. But you can go in rocks. No mines here"
"I know there arent any mines but I do really need a toilet"
"No Khmer Rouge anymore. No snakes. Will be okay. Open air con. HA HA!"
"Yeah, but I REALLY need a proper toilet."
"Why?"
"Erm, nevermind...."
So off I went into the rocks for my first ever in my life open air con number 2 in nature. There were no mines, snakes or Khmer Rouge but I had to use leaves to wipe my ass....Not good.
