The Scores for S.E. Asia
Sunday, 6 March 2005
I know you are all wondering what is happening with mine and Dan's Bowels. here is an over view...
Here are the scores for Our Trip so far:
Japan
Japan nil Catherine 10
Japan nil Dan 10
Thailand
Thailand 7 Catherine 3
Thailand 8 Dan 2
Laos
Laos 4 Catherine 6
Laos 2 Dan 8
Cambodge
Cambodge nil Catherine 10
Cambodge 5 Dan 5
Malaysia/ Borneo (so far)
M/B nil Catherine 10
M/B nil Dan 10
The stats here show that, while Japan had the worst food and the highest intake of McDonalds, it also had the best bowelstats for both Dan and Catherine. Their bowels were steel in the face of secret fish, wierd Octopus white sauce goo and an almost zero intake of fresh vegetables. The Stats also show that The Bowels of both Dan and Catherine are showing remarkable resistance to the foods of Malaysia, this is also a place where Mc Donalds has been consumed. In no other countries has Mc donalds been eaten!
We can all learn something from this: Benevolent multinational corporations in relatively wealthy countries are a panecea against all bowel based ills. Ronald is your friend. You love him.
Stats also show that Catherine's bowels are most steely. This is no suprise. Girls are better.
Lastly, we can see that Thailand is the most bowel unfriendly country, being the only one to beat both our hero's digestive tracts. The poor beer quality is being investigated as a possible contributing factor...
In other news, someone has put steps in all of the toilets in Malaysia, meaning that any bowel explosions could be potentially dangerous for people who have no legs.
On March 07, 2005, Crossland said:
About time! Some bowel news! Daz was complaining yesterday that he had "gastric flu" from visiting you -- but he's blaming Burger King rather than fat man with a wok (a spin off of fat man in a box enterprises PLC)
On March 07, 2005, daz said:
All fast food firms are evil and make your bum angry with you.
On March 07, 2005, Robin [monkey] Darby said:
WTF!
Come 2 look a man up and find he's funking ~ is some jungle (nothing changes)...
Dude give us a ping, let me know what U were thinking ..
On March 08, 2005, mickey t said:
aaahhh you broke your leg at least you get preferential airline seats now and dan will cos he is your keeper. take care
On March 09, 2005, Dan said:
Well, bloody ell, it's Robin of The Darby. It's been a long time. Kind of lost you after that Amsterdam mission and could seem to contact you after that.
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