Champagne Lifestyle on Brown Ale Money
Tuesday, 5 April 2005
Last weekend we lived the dream and went on a winery tour. It was great.
We got sniff and slurp wine and say things like "hmmm.... a fruity raspberry nose with subtle undertones of oak" and "Smells just like wine doesn't it?" We also went to the place where they make Oztralian champagne and had some of that too. I refused to actually buy any wine as none of the places had any that came in boxes.
In other news I now work in a call centre for whinging Ozzies! Ha. And they do whinge quite a lot. They also ring up and be all uncomprehensible and talk for hours about the availablity of cheapo scumbag products (that's a range in Coles Supermarket). apparently I am discriminating against the poor. Ho Hum at least I get to wear a headset like I'm in S Club Seven. No-one appreciates my singing though.
What else? erm, we have done some tourist things.. Oh yeah.
Fucken Yeah! (thats Oztralian for wicked) We went to a Kylie exhibition and saw all her old clobber. Culture or what? Our conclusion was that Kylie is a curvaceous midget.
Weeell, I'm gonna go, cos the bloke next to me keeps trying to talk to me and I can't be arsed with anymore speaking today.
