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What's that Skippy?

British people are trying to eat you? Down at the barbie?
This weekend we escaped to the land of trailer trash scum in Torquay, ate some indiginous animals and went surfing. It rocked. I am officially the British Surf Champion now, with the incredible distinctions of both being the sexiest thing in a wetsuit and being able to kneel on a surfbord for an amazing one second before falling off. Seb, our conflict facilitator, came with us and showed us some of his Ozzie ways. Also in attendance was Danger Baby TM, a baby so fearless he is taking the world by storm and his keeper Danger Mum, aka Sarah. The traditional box of alcoholic beverage was bought and much fun was had by all of us.

PS. Australians cheat with barbaques, instead of making big manly fires like true Neanderthols they have big gay electric barbies all over the countryside.

From Dan: Stop press bitches!!!! I've just put up a big load of photos. Yes, we've finally got around to taking some pictures here. Still none of Melbourne I'm afraid. There seems to be something odd about taking photos of a place you work in. Anyway, we got three new sets - Last night in KL, Photos from our trip to Phillip Island and Living it up Home and Away style in Torquay. Have a look at our nature watching and barbie steez. We are really getting into this aussie action. Oh yes.

On April 25, 2005, Seb said:

Strewth Dan, if you I knew use were goin’ bring ya sheila down ta Torquay I would’ve got her a chain so we could tie her up ta the stove. It woz good she could cook real proper. Particularly the skippy, which she managed to catch with her hands. Sheeeeeeeez a wild one that Katherine, and I’m reaaaaaaaaal glad ya ‘ad a good time knocking back the VB and the six packs.

Seb