No Good Dole Bludging Hippy FreaK!
Thursday, 12 May 2005
Being a dole bludger is great! (Not that I'm eligable for the dole)...
Yesterday I stayed on the sofa and watched Australian Daytime TV all day. It rocked. Aussie Daytime TV is just like it is in Britain except every 7 minutes there is a 10 minute add break and most of the programs are infomercials. Rocking! Then I walked 10 meters to KFC and bought a lard arse burger for my lunch...
Me and Dan live in a whole suburb where there is only one pub, and when I go in it I own 100% of the breasts in the whole place. Its called the Skinny Dog and is full of sports watching Alf Stewart types. At other times I can enjoy listening to various white Australians giving a discourse on Wogs and other such infidels. Although I am not actualy going out of the house much I feel I am soaking up a certain amount of culture in these ways and on Friday we are going to burn some meat on an electric BBQ. Yeah!
On May 13, 2005, matt from the wsg said:
now that you lazy shits have all this free time before you check out of here, i think you should organize some farewell drinks! the skinny dog sounds rockin! (?)
On May 16, 2005, Mr. S Dog said:
Dear Mrs Webb,
You dare to take name in vain, and mock my hotel of pleasure. All you Poms are the same, just like those Abos who drink petrol and smoke Asian students who visit. Who said we are racist?
Mr S Dog (aka Horse)
On July 27, 2005, Matthew Parker said:
Living in Australia is like being in hell on earth.