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Guess What I Saw?

50 Naked Cyclists,
A skunk,
A break dancer in the street,
A man dressed up as "the world famous scary bush" who leaps out at tourists to scare them to whoops of enjoyment from the crowd,
A passed out skag head in the park with two dogs tied to him,
40 homeless people with shopping trolleys (you just don't cut it in the homeless world without a set of wheels),
A bloke in a motorised wheelchair dressed up as a scary clown
A leather based fashion show witha woman really badly free styling about the clothes near it,
A man with a caste on his arm screaming at the top of his lungs about psychiatrists
A Hello Kitty vibrator
and a partrige in a pear tree

Sorry I coudn't be bothered to make that coherent. But I did see all of those things except the partridge and the pear tree.

On June 12, 2005, catherine said:

oh yeah I tried chowder and it's actually really nice. I even had a hangover at the time too.

On June 12, 2005, catherine said:

oh yeah I tried chowder and it's actually really nice. I even had a hangover at the time too.

On June 14, 2005, Helen said:

By an amazing co-incidence my parents are this very day in San Francisco. My Dad is getting some GEC Engineering Award presented at the San Francisco Hilton this afternoon (14th). You should go along and heckle, or at least take paparazzi style photos when they come out. Mum and Dad would be supremely confused. Of course you might have better things to do (like wash your armpits or something) but it's an idea.

I muchly enjoyed reading the London escapades and I 'm impressed Catherine, you have continued with the tourist activity in the absence of your (now meloncolic) husband.

On July 02, 2005, Kev-La said:

"A leather based fashion show witha woman really badly free styling about the clothes near it" ??

That sounds scarier than the rest of it put together! Hahaha
And Helen: Dan isn't meloncolic - he's marrowcolonic! Hahahahaha .....Well, he'll get it! :)

On July 29, 2005, adele said:

**Bicycle! Bicycle!**.. sorry, had to be done though... everyone was thinking it, i was just saying it..

love adele xxxxx