From the Bowel watch archive...
MMMm Almuerzos
Wednesday, 27 July 2005
Me and Dan have both just developed a new talent! We can both produce undigested food from our arses!
As not to waste this talent we are planning on opening an Ecuadorian Almuerzo restaurant, I will provide the seco and Dan will be making the sopa. Fantastico!!!
I think itīs time to tell you all about toilets...
Tuesday, 12 July 2005
Itīs been about 8 months since we left England and as you can imagine we experienced alot of toilets. I thought it was time to tell you about the toilets of the world - the good, the bad and the ugly. Are you swatting comfortably?
The Scores for S.E. Asia
Sunday, 6 March 2005
I know you are all wondering what is happening with mine and Dan's Bowels. here is an over view...
My First Nature Number 2
Tuesday, 15 February 2005
I'd just like to tell you about a new experience I had a few days ago while on a huge hill in Cambodia called Bokor Hill Station. Well, while up in the middle of nowhere I suddenly had some really bad stomach cramps and went over to our guide to try to find a toilet quick. I knew it would be a failed mission.
Random Crap in Chaing Mai
Saturday, 18 December 2004
A disease stopped to bar my path. "Who are you that you dare stand in the path of the Mighty Traynor?" I asked "I am highly trained in the arts of warfare, child monging and disease combat, step back, throw down your arms and I will let you leave with your life". A mighty battle ensued...
The World 1, Dan NIL
Saturday, 11 December 2004
Argh! Damn them! They got me. Ropey cold buffet food in dodgy resturant-cum-jewel shop has given me a most displeasing illness and caused us to miss the Thai Boxing.
