From the Peru archive...
Incas are effortologies version of Satan
Saturday, 20 August 2005
For those of you who donīt know Iīve long time been founder of Effortology, a religion based on the conservation of effort by using the least amount of effort possible for the objective to be achieved.
A typical night out in Peru
Thursday, 18 August 2005
Last night was our last change to have a proper night out in Cuzco as we have to get up at a stupid time in the morning to go to Manchu Pichu so we thought we do it in style. It went a bit strange though.
Cuzco
Wednesday, 17 August 2005
The great thing about Cuzco is you dont have to eat Peruvian food here. Also there is a bikers bar wich has loads of Darts boards in it. Me and Dan are honing our Eric Bristow-like skills.
The Navel of the World
Sunday, 14 August 2005
We arrived in Cuzco, the navel of the world in the maldruga this morning and there is not much air here. To talk and walk at the same time is a supreme effort...
People with panpipes must die
Wednesday, 10 August 2005
They simply must die, be ressurected then be killed again with their own wanky instruments. Musica Folklorica is a load of toss.
Foiled Again
Sunday, 31 July 2005
Despite having a fantastic plan, involving being on buses for eight million hours over a stretch of two and a half days where we would arrive in Pisco completely triumphant this morning, the forces and fate of Latino America was not having it. These people know how to shut down for a fiesta, and so we are stuck in the North of Peru. Ho hum...
